Fashionable Fridays: Self Style Faux Pas

I remember saying in my last 'What I Wore today' type blog post that it would be my first & my last. But with a little bit of persuasion, I decided to do another one. I figure I can handle it every 6 months, right?
So I attempted to doll myself up, ungracefully slipped on my maternity jeans and headed outside where its nice and sunny. After taking a few pictures I remembered why I didn't try to keep a self style blog like so many fashion bloggers do. 
First I was caught yelling at John(husband) because I thought he was zooming in on my big belly.

               Then he forgot he needed to get my whole body in and I wasn't posing:

Then, my stomach itched so I have my shirt lifted up like a proper lady would on her front porch:

Then I wanted a up close accessory shot & it looks more like a hair advertisement:

Finally a somewhat decent photo, but again it is only half of me:

Accessories:

Outfit Details:

Tank: I made from a skirt!

Jeans: Motherhood

Shoes: Target

Jewelry: My own I made